I have been hoodwinked by Hollywood so many times that it is ridiculous. Do you remember Jaws 3D? That had to be one of the worst movie that was ever created. I could have created better visual effects by farting in the bath tube. Needless to say I was expecting the same type of crap from My Bloody Valentine 3D. Boy was I wrong. I have to give this movie not one but two thumbs up and a punch in the face.
My Bloody Valentine was also social proof that movie dates and horror films go together like Whitney Huston and a crack pipe. I am sure from the aroma in the air someone in the theater forgot to go to the bathroom before watching the movie. As the old man waved the double barrel shotgun from right to left everyone in the audience began moving out of his way. When the tree branch flew threw the windshield you heard the crowd shriek as they were ducking down in their seats.
Normally the rule of thumb is that remakes suck. This defiantly isnt the case with My Bloody Valentine 3D. The brilliant minds behind this technology have knocked this one out of the park and right into the laps of the viewers.
I guess it would only be fair for me to give you a little warning. It is of the upmost importance that you use the bathroom before viewing this movie. Once the words put on your 3D glasses appears on the screen " all hell is about to break loose. From that moment on the majority of your time will be spent ducking pickaxes, dodging flying bullets, and darting out of the way of falling tree limbs.
Im not saying that the 3D technology is perfect. It is however leaps an bounds above what we are use to seeing. I am referring to those crappy 3D movies with the red, blue, and green registration off center. Then you had to wear a pair of cardboard glass with one red lens and one blue lens. The bottom line is My Bloody Valentine is the real deal. The powers that be have finally figured out how to actually achieve real 3D and allow the view to look cool while doing so.
I cant believe that I almost rapped up this review without mentioning the nudity. Thats right my friend this horror flick has taken nudity in scary movies to a whole new level. Normally horror films only gives you what I call peek-a-boo nudity. Not the case with My Bloody Valentine 3D. You get butt wiggling boob in your face giggling nudity. I could go on for a few more paragraphs describing it but I am attempting to keep this site clean.
I would like to take a few seconds to address those in charge of distribution and marketing for this film. I have a few questions that I would like the answers too. Will this movie be released on DVD? If so will the DVD be in 3D? If so will the DVD come with the glasses? Just encase I decided to keep my 3D glasses from the movie theater.
Ok its time that I take the gloves off! Lets get down to the real matter at hand To bootleg or not to bootleg that is the question that my readers want to know. I must say NO WAY HOMIE! This bootleg is worth the price of admission. In fact I think that we should all get a discount or at least an apology from movie theaters for over charging us for all of the other crap movies. I doubt if anything happens, it is just a suggestion.
Personally this movie is worth the cost of admission. I wouldnt mind paying the high ass price of $29.99 when it comes out on DVD or if it comes out on DVD. That is as long as it came with the cool 3D glasses.
My Bloody Valentine was also social proof that movie dates and horror films go together like Whitney Huston and a crack pipe. I am sure from the aroma in the air someone in the theater forgot to go to the bathroom before watching the movie. As the old man waved the double barrel shotgun from right to left everyone in the audience began moving out of his way. When the tree branch flew threw the windshield you heard the crowd shriek as they were ducking down in their seats.
Normally the rule of thumb is that remakes suck. This defiantly isnt the case with My Bloody Valentine 3D. The brilliant minds behind this technology have knocked this one out of the park and right into the laps of the viewers.
I guess it would only be fair for me to give you a little warning. It is of the upmost importance that you use the bathroom before viewing this movie. Once the words put on your 3D glasses appears on the screen " all hell is about to break loose. From that moment on the majority of your time will be spent ducking pickaxes, dodging flying bullets, and darting out of the way of falling tree limbs.
Im not saying that the 3D technology is perfect. It is however leaps an bounds above what we are use to seeing. I am referring to those crappy 3D movies with the red, blue, and green registration off center. Then you had to wear a pair of cardboard glass with one red lens and one blue lens. The bottom line is My Bloody Valentine is the real deal. The powers that be have finally figured out how to actually achieve real 3D and allow the view to look cool while doing so.
I cant believe that I almost rapped up this review without mentioning the nudity. Thats right my friend this horror flick has taken nudity in scary movies to a whole new level. Normally horror films only gives you what I call peek-a-boo nudity. Not the case with My Bloody Valentine 3D. You get butt wiggling boob in your face giggling nudity. I could go on for a few more paragraphs describing it but I am attempting to keep this site clean.
I would like to take a few seconds to address those in charge of distribution and marketing for this film. I have a few questions that I would like the answers too. Will this movie be released on DVD? If so will the DVD be in 3D? If so will the DVD come with the glasses? Just encase I decided to keep my 3D glasses from the movie theater.
Ok its time that I take the gloves off! Lets get down to the real matter at hand To bootleg or not to bootleg that is the question that my readers want to know. I must say NO WAY HOMIE! This bootleg is worth the price of admission. In fact I think that we should all get a discount or at least an apology from movie theaters for over charging us for all of the other crap movies. I doubt if anything happens, it is just a suggestion.
Personally this movie is worth the cost of admission. I wouldnt mind paying the high ass price of $29.99 when it comes out on DVD or if it comes out on DVD. That is as long as it came with the cool 3D glasses.
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